Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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