There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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