Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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