well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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