you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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