ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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