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(571): View more from Virginia

so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare

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(253): View more from Washington

Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.

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(740): View more from Ohio

i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave

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(269): View more from Michigan

They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring

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(419): View more from Ohio

Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?

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(480): View more from Arizona

Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.

(308): View more from Nebraska

The strangest confirmation message ever sent.

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