Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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