all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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