i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Randomize
