Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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