You're my little dorito
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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