I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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