is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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