Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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