You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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