i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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