i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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