i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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