did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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