And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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