How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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