yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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