He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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