Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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