Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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