Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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