No awkward lesbian experiences without me
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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