Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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