is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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