Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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