textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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