32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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