508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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