actually, I'm a sock model
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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