My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Can you bring me the toilet please
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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