She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
you would pick up someone in the library
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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