the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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