Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I cut my penus on the lid.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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