my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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