Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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