I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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