Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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