Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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