But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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