I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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