These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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