Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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