I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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