He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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