Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
